For the Person who has Everything -- something Ghastly!

Have you ever tried to find a GHASTLY gift for some-one? I have…..and today I found the web site for this….they have everything from Sheep Poo and Chamber Pots to Chocolate Ants and Salt and Vinegar Crickets – honestly! The Sheep Poo products are possibly the nicest products on this site. Made from discretely collected Welsh sheep-poo, these note cards and air fresheners are ideal for putting a smile on someone’s face. For the person you want to make think – try the Kangaroo Scrotum purse: ideal for keeping small change and other items together. They are complete with a leather drawstring and a quick tug on this is sure to make the real men wince.
I was a bit upset by some of the stuffed creatures they feature – like the Roadkill Plushies said to offer an instant roadside anatomy lesson. If maybe junior has wondered what was inside Mr Bunny or perhaps not-so-junior would like some decoration for her/his college dorm room that his/her buddies wouldn’t laugh at. There’s also a mouldy chocolate log to buy – which made me wonder who would buy it?
There’s greetings to horrify and even paper and cards that have ghastly sides; like the Elephant Dung Gift Box. This paper-based box is made from exactly what is says! Elephant Dung products are cleaned and steamed so that all the bacteria are killed, then putting the pulp into a shallow mould. The coarseness of the gift box is dependent entirely on the departing elephant’s diet. Similarly the Poo paper wrapping set: gift-wrap package includes two sheets each of red, green, and natural wrapping paper, two rolls each of red, green and natural paper ribbon, three logo gift tags, and three holiday bows! All made from genuine zoo-based animal poo (oh poo!).
Try the site – it’s a Ghastly Great Gift venue
http://www.ghastlygifts.com/